[14yo] Ugh! That practice was so exhausting. I want to throw up.
[me] you should eat something now and something after.
[14yo] after what?
[me] Soccer.
[14yo] That’s tonight?
[me] Yup.
[14yo] UGH. I didn’t know it was tonight!
[me] That’s why I got all your stuff ready.
[14yo] I’m not going! I’m in so much pain!
[me] Yeah.
[14yo] UGH. These socks don’t match!
[me] No?
[14yo] And my cleats don’t fit!
[me] Hrm.
[14yo] Why am I even PLAYING soccer?
[me] You said you wanted to because friends were going and wanted you to go.
[14yo] No! I hate all of them! Ugh!! Can’t I just go to the next one?
[me] Next one is tomorrow.
[14yo] UGH. If I go, I’m spraining an ankle halfway through.
[me] Okay.
[14yo] I’m gonna shout at mom when I see her.
[me] I don’t think mum’s going.
[14yo] Then why am _I_ going?
[me] …you’re on the team?
[14yo] I hate mom.
[me] Okay.
[14yo] There’s someone I know. Ugh. Bye.
[me] Bye.
[14yo] Gimme my water bottle. Take my phone.
[me] Be nice to the coaches.
[14yo] UGH!